Build your ideal partner from a series of body parts

One of the "attractions" that will apparently be on offer when London's new "sex theme park" opens in the Trocadero (Picadilly) will be an opportunity to "build their ideal partner from a series of body parts"....

Wow! The possibilities! Brad Pitt's chest... Jake Shears' bum... Jonathan Rhys Meyers' lips... Antoine Mallet's cock... Patrick Stewart's voice... a bit of Philip Olivier, a bit of Ewan McGregor, a bit of Johnny Depp... mmm!

However, imagine what you might end up with:



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